wedding one liners
good wedding one liners »Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the swe ...
funny wedding one liners »When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell. A Code of Honor: ...
sick wedding one liners »Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ...
cute one liners wedding »An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ...
simple wedding one liners »Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our i ...
Best Wedding one liners »Marriage is a school for training men. The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. Tt is an infinit debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity. The problem with marriage is that is ends every night after mak ...
funny wedding defination »Bachelor: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. Bachelor: A selfish guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Bachelor: The only man who has never told his wife a lie.Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to m ...
Wedding Answer One liners »Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? A. A padded headboard. Q. How do men sort their laundry? A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". Q. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A. 1. No mind. 2. No business. ...
funny wedding one liners »When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell. A Code of Honor: ...
sick wedding one liners »Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ...
cute one liners wedding »An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. ...
simple wedding one liners »Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our i ...
Best Wedding one liners »Marriage is a school for training men. The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. Tt is an infinit debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity. The problem with marriage is that is ends every night after mak ...
funny wedding defination »Bachelor: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. Bachelor: A selfish guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Bachelor: The only man who has never told his wife a lie.Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to m ...
Wedding Answer One liners »Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? A. A padded headboard. Q. How do men sort their laundry? A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". Q. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A. 1. No mind. 2. No business. ...
