cute one liners wedding
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
