wedding one liners

Marriage is a school for training men.

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. Tt is an infinit debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.

The problem with marriage is that is ends every night after making love, and itmust be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

I married her because we have so many faults in common.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one , you'll become a philosopher.

What is the chief cause of divorce ? Marriage.

Bridegroom is a man who has just lost his self-control.

A good marriage is like an incredible retirement fund. You Put everything you have into it during your productive life, and over the years in turns from silver to gold to platinum.

Marriage is like a cage: the birds outside long to get in while those within despair to get out.