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the upcoming wedding
Wedding Anniversary »Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway ...
Best Wedding one liners »Marriage is a school for training men. The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. Tt is an infinit debt, which can only be dischar ...
Best Wedding one liners »Marriage is a school for training men. The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. Tt is an infinit debt, which can only be dischar ...
Two young guys were discussing the upcoming wedding?
of the first guy. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," remarked the first Polish guy.
His buddy replied, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel."
He continued, "You paint one ball red, and one ball blue. Then, on your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' - You hit her with the shovel."
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