dirty wedding jokes
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The Rules »A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. ...
A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. All of the sudden bride's and groom's families had a storming rage wrecking the reception room. The Rules »A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. ...
Finally police get called in.
Next week, all members appeared in court. The fight continues in the court, the Judge finally brings calm by shouting "Silence."
The court room goes silent and Paddy stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I can explain what happened."
The Judge agrees, Paddy begins telling that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the 1st dance with the Bride.
The judge "OK."
"After I had finished the 1st dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, then to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates" Said Paddy.
The Judge instantly responded. "Ow.. that must have hurt!"
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers!"
