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This guy is married to a woman who has always been a nag. They go to Israel on a trip and while they are there the woman dies. The funeral director in Israel offers the man two options - they can ship the body back home for $5,000 or they can do the burial in Israel for $250.
The man thinks about it and decides to ship the body home. The funeral director asks why he would do that - the $250 is much cheaper and it would be very special to be buried in the Holy Land.
The man explains: "Look, two thousand years ago there was a man who died and was buried here, and he came back to life - - I just can't take that chance."

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