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The secret of marriage

"How does love stay between you husband and wife for so long?" asks a journalist.

The fireman: Never has a spark been allowed to exist to develop into a conflagration.

The carpenter: A steadfast framework goes before everything else.

The teacher: Still in the middle of mutual appraisal and understanding.

The printer: Each has a copy printed with an exact account of the other's merits.

The electrician: Sometimes sparks do shoot up but we have ground wire, which keeps us safe.

The hotel manager: A room with a nice, cozy feel, a pleasant environment, and a desirable facility for privacy.

The dentist: The first thing after waking up in the morning and the last thing before going to bed should be a sweet, toothy smile.

The pharmacist: Love is a cure-all.

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