On their wedding night
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A Change Of Wedding Vow »During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get t ...
Mario and Marie,a nice young couple,were getting married and were planning on living with Marie's mother until they could buy a place of their own.On their wedding night they went upstairs&were getting ready for bed.Mario started to get undessed, taking off his shirt first.He had hair all over his chest.Marie ran downstairs&told her mother.A Change Of Wedding Vow »During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get t ...
"Mummy!! Mummy!! He's got hair all over his chest!"
Her mother replied "Marie, you go upstairs&make your mother proud."
So Marie ran upstairs&found Mario taking off his trousers.He was etremely hairy all over his legs.Marie ran down the stairs to tell her mother.
"Mummy he's got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs&make your mother proud."
Marie ran upstairs found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks.Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look&ran downstairs.
"Mummy, Mummy, he's only got a foot & a half!"
At this her mother yelled,"Marie, you wait here,I'm going to go upstairs!"
